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i use djdesib for everything in case you havent noticed. its like dj pauly d, but its my name instead. ja feel.

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

(Source: awakemysoul2355)


jeditrix:

onlylolgifs:

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IT EVEN CLOSED THE FUCKING LID? WHAT EVEN?


dededestpolis:

Home Improvement is a show about a caveman that raises a family and learns basic language through hosting a television show


hotdadcalendar:

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

(Source: hotghostcalendar)


callchelseaperetti:

hatemachinex:

I WANNA PUNCH GINA FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE I CANT STAND HER

I WANT TO BE PUNCHED SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING What is your location


cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did Louis die? My condolences.

(Source: zaynmalif)


asmartkid:

where do the lies end


fallontonight:

Jimmy weighs the pros and cons of being a nude art model

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

~(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: jessielou24)

"Even if i were looking for someone else, i’d just be looking for another you."

~- this is why i’m in love with you (via squidwards-clarinet)

yeezusbound2:

She is so adorable

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