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i use djdesib for everything in case you havent noticed. its like dj pauly d, but its my name instead. ja feel.

honestly tho….. i could get down to country music from the 90s


'True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you're great, you have no need to hate.'

(Source: kimkardashiain)

"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

~

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)


0alien:

primadollly:

This is a starter list I made with people in mind who A) Don’t have any makeup, and/or B) Have not had access to makeup before. Makeup is expensive, and unfortunately, even this list is beyond what people can comfortably spend. However, for the same price of a palette (most of which will set you back $50+), I’ve compiled a start-to-finish shopping list that includes everything from the makeup to the tools to the cleaning products.

Below the cut is a full list of products + links, a dupe list (most if not all of these items are dupes for high end brands like MAC, NARS, and Make Up For Ever), and a coupon code. Note that for this cart, I am using a current promotion on the E.L.F website; If you are not able to make this order before the promotion expires, don’t worry, because E.L.F has several similar sales every month!

[Also, a quick note: Everything on this list is from E.L.F, one of the few drugstore makeup brands that is 100% vegan and cruelty-free. They also have the highest concentration of high-end dupes. The site/their international sites ship to several countries, but in some cases, it would be less expensive to order through a local online drugstore beauty supplier/on ebay/have a friend in the US ship it to you. I’m not affiliated with E.L.F, I’m just a fan]

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im pretty sure e.l.f brushes are not vegan, but only the brushes. all other products are vegan

(Source: primadollly)


rhyse:

espinosoh:

coolator:

espinosoh:

somebody said I am a homophobe and I’m laughing really hard because I know a lot of gay people

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literally get the fuck off my blog

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lioness-of-the-leaf:

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

Reblogging to make this a thing in all places that have human weight scales.


unclefather:

-annoying:

unclefather:

First of all, this is not an iPhone 6. This is a bar of soap with the apple logo carved in the back. But I will give it to you, it is thinner than the iPhone 5. 

i’ll take anything as long as it’s not an android. thank u

Then your total comes to $899


lameimpasta:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN


dogs99999:

I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids


okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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illkim:

Turn-ons: Boys

Interests: Boys

Hobbies: Boys

Dislikes: Boys

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